We don't have an actual privacy agreement for you to avoid reading, but our high-paid team of corporate lawyers, if we had one (and we hope to soon), would probably advise us to inform you of the following:

1. We respect your privacy and promise not to sell any of your personal information for our own monetary gain. Even if we wanted to, we have no idea how to go about something like that.
   
   
2. We remove ourselves of any liability concerning your relationship with your WriteMatch partner.
   
   a). If you decide to have an affair, and your husband or wife, in a cathartic act of emotional cleansing, burns the entirety of your worldly possessions on the sidewalk in front of your house, please don't name us as a claimant in your insurance forms.
   
   b). If your buddy claims to be a Nigerian Prince and asks you to send snow tires to Africa in return for a $10,000 cheque, please don't do it. If you do, it's not our fault (though please inform us, as we may have to retrofit our Nigerian Prince Filter).
   
   c). If you provide your buddy with your credit card number, date of birth, social insurance number, or bank account number, or any other information that allows them to steal your identity, marry eight different women/men throughout the South Florida region, then bilk those eight different women/men out of their retirement savings, and you are eventually arrested for the crime, please don't waste your only phone call on trying to contact us. It is likely that we will pretend we can't hear you, and then hang up.
   
   
3. We are also not responsible for the following:
   
   • Hurt Feelings
   • Bruised Egos
   • Chronic Fatigue
   • Occasional Loss of Bladder Control
   
   
4. We also desperately hope that there will be no:
   
   • Personal Attacks
   • Inappropriate Sexual Advances
   • Illegal Phishing
   • Illegal Fishing (annual permits are available at most gas stations, or directly from your provincial branch of The Department of Fisheries and Wildlife).
   
   
   However, if any of this stuff happens, please let us know. Justice will be swift and merciless. Our goal is to facilitate a positive creative experience for everyone involved, and we trust that you won't act like a jerk and ruin it for everyone.